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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Vince Carter up in this muthafu#ka

42 fu#king points vs his former team in Toronto, i loved every minute of it, sticking it to these retarded skuntholes!

Knocked down the game winning shot - a three ball with 1/10th of a second left on the clock.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

http://www.flickr.com/photos/httpwwwflickrcomdevindrapooran/

Got to keep my photos on the front page, check em out, let's see if you can keep your underwear dry.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Most cherished moments in life....

I'd have to say mine is the first time i had sex some 15 years ago when i was only 9, my teacher was in her early 30's if i recall correctly.

Also i got 92% in a geography exam, 1st in the class. Then there was a time when i played catch with my father and i actually caught the ball. Oh yeah and i asked a girl out on a date and she said she'd think about it.

My least cherished/favourite moment is the first time i attempted to perform oral sex(on a woman of course); apparently she hadn't washed the region surrounding her punark for a few weeks and i was forced to consume saltfish that clearly hadn't been cleaned or cooked.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Just wanted to know.....

is it illegal to have sex in a parked car? What about if you're just making out?

The other day my lady friend and i were in the car exchanging saliva and one of those mall security trucks pulled up and gave us a "honk," he or she didn't get out of the vehicle, just made sure we left.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Great songs to make love to.....

Jodeci - If you think you're lonely now
Silk - Let me lick you up and down
R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind
Al Green/Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody
The Fourt Tops - Baby i need your loving
The Stylistics - You Are Everything
Ginuwine - Differences
Ginuwine - Pony
George Michael - Careless Whisper
George Michael - I want your sex
George Michael - Father Figure
Lou Rawls - You'll Never Find

Many more i haven't listed but those are some of my favourties, there's one song i love that's usually played during those "midnight slow jam" sessions on the radio, it's basically a steady beat throughout the song with only a few words, the only thing i can recall the artist saying is "let's make love," wicked song, sounds slightly pornish, i wish i knew the name of the song so i could download it!

I forgot i had a blog.....

it's been a while, anyway i'd like a few opinions on relationship-sex; in particular how long should it be before a couple HAS SEX!

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Vince Carter averaging 23 points....

as a member of the New Jersey Nets, they're on a 3 game win streak, Vince poured in 33 points, 9 rebounds, and 9 assists the other night vs Milwaukee and followed it up with 25 points against Boston last night!

Keep it going Vince, he's averaging about 2-3 dunks per night as well!

Friday, December 31, 2004

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone....

enjoy this time with your family, let's all drink and be merry like a pack of ignorant skunts!

Anyway, Vince Carter is no longer a Raptor, i no longer am a Raptor fan which means i was never a Raptor fan to begin with, now i will support Vince in New Jersey, he is currently averaging 24.3 points in his 3 games played with the Nets, hopefully the Nets can make the playoffs, Vince will have to be the major contributor for this to occur!

Christmas was good to me, clothes, cologne, money(most of which will be spent on tuition fees), jewellery, etc etc, still no Christmas pokey though, that's what i asked Santa for but he said he doesn't have a pokey, clearly there was a misunderstanding here!

My heart goes out to all the families devastated by the Tsunami, hopefully better times are on the horizon, it's nice to see this neutral nation(Canada) donating to those who are suffering from this incredible tragedy.